Don't be fooled by Bevo's nice act towards LSU there's blood on his hands

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The Rambling Rebel

Anyone who knows anything about longhorns knows they only send flowers two times. If they fucked you or if they killed you. Sure maybe I'm blinded by grief for the late great Mike the tiger but i'm equally sure that Bevo is a coldblooded monster that will stop at nothing to dominate the mascot game. They say when you come at the king you best not miss today unfortunately Bevo didn't. Rest in piece MIke VI the next Mike will avenge you. 
Editors note: I thought this article was a little insensitive but then i remembered that it's hot takes only here so if you're grieving for a schools tiger you should probably go somewhere else