Giants pregame: Give me something to celebrate

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The Ramblings Rebel

I'm a big believe of the even stevens rule. Basically when you take a shitty loss in sports you get a win for another team. Well the fat fuck Bret and arkansas gave me a shitt loss so please Giants make it up to me. Joe Flaco has been looking good this year but the defense has given up major points early and often. They've made the Bills Browns and Redskins look like offensive powerhouses. Eli is due for a slump bust to get the critics off his back and dammit i can't deal with the family group chats telling me how shitty the Giants are. Please please please just win. Rangers loss stunk Rebels loss stunk I'm due for this win.