The "Hey Philly those uniforms stink and I hate you" Giants don't Clinch post game blog

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The Rambling Rebel

Not a fucking chance we were gonna win this game. I fucking hate that Godless loser Goodell for always scheduling us for a night time showdown with Philly. They bust out those stupid fucking black uniforms and suddenly become the best team in the league. Giants had an awful game the defense was non existent and the offense managed to show enough life that when Eli threw a pick or they had to kick a field goal it hurt that much more. Carson Wentz is the new RG3 the dumb asshole doesn't know that brain cells are important. Watching him give that much effort to ruin our clinch was that much more infuriating. When he's playing for the Browns and is injured every other play I'm gonna reread this blog and remember that I hate him and it's fine. Fuck I'm so salty right now and you know what Philly should be saltier. Oh yeah you beat the Giants well guess what asshole you just gave Dallas home field advantage well you and Eli. I mean seriously how can a player look so good and look so bad a second later. Bad throws bad penalties and a little help from the refs won Philly the day. Congrats you dicks. If their is one silver lining it's that Ls to Philly is our sacrificial lamb. Every time we have a bad loss to these clowns we bounce back and win a superbowl. I'm not saying that'll happen mostly because right now I'm insanely mad but it's just food for thought.