Lane Kiffin aka Joey Freshwater is the next headcoach of FAU

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The Rambling Rebel

Lock up your daughter Florida Kiffin is coming in like a God damn hurricane. Lane Kiffin is the wildest coach in college football. His highjinxs are the stuff of legend weather it's creating fake tinder accounts claiming to be friends with Lane Kiffin aka yourself (yes that actually happened) or trolling college bars under the title Joey Freshwater (yes that happened also). While his off the field behavior is wild the fact that people keep employing him is just as wild. No one seems to actually like him but he keeps getting a job. Much like Fisher he knows where all the skeletons are. God only knows how pissed Saban is right now. Going into a National Championship playoff game you tend to wanna avoid big news stories like oh I don't know your offensive coordinator bailing for a new Head coaching job. I'd love it if Saban has his goons trash Kiffin's officer like they trashed Maurice Smith's locker. But we all know Kiffin would have the last laugh seeing as it's rumored he had an affair with Saban's daughter. The tale of Joey Freshwater continues.