Live update of the Rutgers football program by a Rutgers fan

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Fudgey the Whale

My buddy and I hopped on a train to New Brunswick today with 2 30 racks in hopes that Rutgers might be able to pull a win out of their asses. Tailgating a college game is obviously fun,don't get me wrong, but when your team is 2-4, the joke of the big 10 and isn't favored to win against a team whose name is the "Fighting Illini" the world seems like a pretty fucked up place to live in. People always try to tell me this bullshit about how the program needs a few years to grow, but when your coaches have a retention rate of an inner city school and you get one good player every 5 years, it ain't going anywhere. When I get home and order a pizza after Rutgers gets fisted for the 5th time this year I bet you Gary Nova is going to be the delivery guy.