POST-GAME OUTFIT FASHION POLICE

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Some Chick

Editors Note: This is our new weekly segment where we have our resident woman make fun of idiot Athletes for dressing like weirdos Enjoy.

The first victim of the new post-game outfit fashion police fine goes to none other than the GOAT of absurd post-game outfits: Cam Newton of the North Carolina Panthers!!!
On a scale of 1 to brb while I throw myself in a fire pit filled with Alabama fans, Cam’s outfit this week makes us contemplate what it would feel like to be in that fiery pit. The colors match reasonably well compared to some of his other feats, but his hat reminds us of a hearse driver from a bad 1940’s black and white film. Could it be that Cam has started binge-watching Westworld and is doing his best Man in Black impersonation who’s to say. We also aren’t quite sure what he’s going for with the paper mache-looking boutonnière, but it’s not working. Overall, we’ve definitely seen worse.