We all know those people on social media who have to stir the pot. Can't just happily stalk people like the rest of us they need to rile everyone up so lets rank em. 5. The "comment what you think of me People": Look i get it talking to people is hard but please stop tryna find love through status updates. 4. Click bate: We've all seen titles like "You won't believe what happened to the Rock???!!!" and I hate how much I wanna know what happened. 3. Obnoxious wannabe bloggers who post statuses like "should Odell shave his head": No comment..... 2. Attention Whores: Not a lot worse than people who have to tell everyone how lonely and depressed they are on social media. If you want to feel better go see a shrink. 1. Political warriors: I hate hate hate HATE people who make political posts on my timeline. You're clearly just trying to look smart and nobody likes you. I don't give a shit what you have to say about the election, isis, or politics in general unless it's about cyborg aliens. These people are the worst.
Update:We all know the real number 1 is people who only post gym pics fuck you and your athleticism ( i say this while ordering dominos and drinking heavily)