The Rambing Rebel
Hello friends it's your good well um friend the Rambling Rebel here to give you my half assed summer update. Now some of you may have thought i died, but nope just loving summer. So anyway before we begin with the update I have a rant. Most of you are cool, but for all you people out there STOP complaining on Facebook. Look taking a Huff post or fox news sound bite and saying, "how disgusting" or "I Have no words" doesn't make you a political activist it makes you a fudging d mag (trying to cut back on cursing or, but i think y'all can figure it out). Very sick of it and honestly if you think so heavily your side is right (you idiots constantly throwing out one side of an argument and calling the other stupid for having a counter argument instead of actually working together to make the world better makes everything worse) go run for start an active organization you lazy b toles. Anyway on to the updates
Ole Miss: Oh Ma'am I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law. Yes the saga continues with Ole Miss still surprisingly getting some good recruits. We've replied to the NCAA denying lack of institutional control and trying desperately to save Hugh Freeze. Rebel Rags has gotten into the mix suing two state players and Lamery Tunsil's asshole step dad for defamation (happy fathers day prick). Basically things are heating up and only time will tell if we're gonna hang. With that said I've heard the actual team is doing well.
Giants: Evan Engram has looked dynamic, Eli Manning is in superbowl mode, Eric Flowers has been reinventing himself. Classic OTA talk where everyone's basically a Superbowl team. None of this really matters till the preseason and even then not so much.
Rangers: Still but hurt about the Ottawa loss, but what can you do. We've taken Giradis off the team and Jesper Fast is out till November.
Yankees: Aaron Judge is good playing in Cali is not.
NHL: I really hate the pens.
NBA: I hate KD, but my Girl Friend or as she's known around here some chick bought me a Warriors champ shirt so thats cool.
CFL: we're back baby Argos play tonight fire flames
Video game leagues: goy a madden and NCAA league going Giants and Rebs look great