^^^(watch for full effect 1:20)^^^
Meant to write this earlier, but instead I woke up finished two bottles of Andre to start off Columbus Day 2K16 the right way, and went back to sleep. The Giants STUNK last night. Eli STUNK last night. Erick Flowers is good for three holding calls a game and is bound to give up a couple of sacks with that. However, Odell managed to do Odell things for the first time this season (Good Odell things, not fighting kicking nets).
Anyways enough about the Giants no need to stress about them on a national holiday. And not just any national holiday, but one of those national holidays that make you scratch your head and wonder "why exactly did I get off of work today?" Not complaining at all just confused as to why we celebrate Christopher Columbus mistakenly stumbling upon the Americas when Lief Erickson did it years before Columbus. I guess Lief Erickson is just History's Hipster. Trying to be all cool for doing things first. When really no one cares how early you do things, just if you do them at the right time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Whatever, time to celebrate pointless "holidays" the only way i know how firing up a bottle of svedka and fighting off the scaries.